Three woodpeckers moved into my office.
They’ve taught me more about leadership than I expected.
When my wife and I moved to the country this year, I thought I’d found paradise.
Quiet mornings. Views for miles.
And a new office overlooking the hills.
Then came the woodpeckers.
Three of them.
Hammering away at the corner of my wooden house — right around my desk.
It sounds like working inside a jackhammer.
So I did what any problem-solving CEO would do:
I tried to fix it.
Reflective streamers. Shiny tape. Fake owls.
Now the back of my house looks like a Mardi Gras float.
Guess how effective it’s been?
Exactly.
Of course, the thought crossed my mind: “.22 rifle, quick solution.”
But that’s not really me.
So here’s my predicament: I have an energy drain I can’t (choose not to) eliminate.
We all have them — the co-worker you can’t fire, the family member you can’t abandon, the market condition you can’t control.
And yet the rule of life — and business — remains the same:
If you want to maximize gains, you must minimize drains.
But what if you can’t remove the drain?
Then you have one lever left: attitude.
Now, every time they startup, I try to remind myself:
“Every sound helps me focus.” 🤣
“God bless those little guys for carving out a life.” 🌳
“I’m so centered that not even three woodpeckers can shake my attention.” 🧘♂️
Is that a little ridiculous? It is.
Should you be laughing at me? I sure as hell hope so ’cause it’s pretty damn funny.
But a change in perspective is the only way to shift a stuck energy drain into neutral — or even positive.
Because if you can’t change the setting, change your attitude.
That’s how you stay free in a system that won’t bend for you.
If your company feels like it’s full of “woodpeckers,” (ha-ha) the PSIU Test will help you see where energy is draining — and how to redirect it:
👉 https://organizationalphysics.com/worlds-fastest-leadership-test/
– Lex, your CEO coach
📌 P.S. Most energy drains don’t disappear — they just change shape. The trick is learning how to keep your energy and mindset from dissipating anyway.


